Today is National Apple Day.

Who knew such a thing even existed.

A wet lettuce that lasts longer than a Prime Minister?

That DOES exist.

As of last night the livestream of a wet lettuce bought by the Daily star showed that the lettuce has officially lasted longer than Liz Truss.

By Monday I wouldn’t be surprised to wake up and find Kermit the Frog running for PM.┬áSadly though, the only laughs are coming from the rest of the world who are looking at the UK and wondering what the hell we are up to!

(Lettuce Image: @CanaryAndy)

National Apple Day