Today is National Apple Day.
Who knew such a thing even existed.
A wet lettuce that lasts longer than a Prime Minister?
That DOES exist.
As of last night the livestream of a wet lettuce bought by the Daily star showed that the lettuce has officially lasted longer than Liz Truss.
By Monday I wouldn’t be surprised to wake up and find Kermit the Frog running for PM. Sadly though, the only laughs are coming from the rest of the world who are looking at the UK and wondering what the hell we are up to!
(Lettuce Image: @CanaryAndy)
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